Miss Raawr

Corro porque puedo, porque quiero ver hasta donde puedo llegar antes de tener que parar.

ruinedchildhood:

Remember when Carlton lost his virginity?

(via possibilitydweller)

I don’t care about losing people who don’t wanna be in my life anymore. I’ve lost people who meant the world to me and I’m still doing just fine.

fullyactivated:

sherlacking:

Feminism is knowing that you don’t have to wear things to impress a man

Feminism is also knowing that it’s okay to wear things to impress a man if you want to

Society forgets the first part, tumblr forgets the second part

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  • America: Heeeeeeey England dude! So where's your birthday party at?
  • England: Don't end a sentence with a prepostition.
  • America:
  • England:
  • America: So where's your birthday party at, bitch?

tirednhorny:

forbrightskies:

  • If you want to have sex after being together one hour that’s fine
  • If you want to have sex after being together one week that’s fine
  • If you want to have sex after being together one month that’s fine
  • If you want to have sex after being together one year that’s fine
  • If you want to wait until marriage that’s fine
  • If you’re not even together that’s fine too
  • IT’S ALL FINE NOW PLEASE STOP THINKING OTHER PEOPLE’S SEX IS YOUR BUSINESS THANK YOU 

amen

(via possibilitydweller)

  • Student: I sprained my finger and can't play gym.
  • Teacher: okay.
  • Student: I have an anxiety disorder and can't do my speech in front of the class.
  • Teacher: Everybody gets nervous. Get up there.

chraystmaseve:

omgoswin:

kylesbogusjourney:

Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.

Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.

Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.

 #OOOO FUCKING OWND YOU GOT FUCKING SLAM DUNKED SON YOU’RE GONNA NEED LIKE TEN FEDORAS TO COVER THAT BRUISE FUCKNUTS

(via kikiichu)

Cheating is NOT a mistake.
If you’re truly in love with someone, you will not be able to kiss someone else without tasting your loved ones tears stain your lips. You will not be able to take your clothes off for someone else without feeling like a field ripped bare to its soil. Cheating is a choice, its a choice you made because you obviously didn’t give a single fuck about your relationship.

nurseblonda:

when all your friends start talking about something you know nothing about

image

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hastalamuertte:

sleepyartist:

trekkiee:

mcroosa:

Mommy teaching babby easier water drinking way because drinking water is hard experience u get it in your nose. Jesus how she puts her paw on his head in the second one. Such concern and love.

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN FROM CATS EVER

This makes me feel super bubbly

oh my god this is soooooo cute

(Source: catleecious, via whalethisisawkward)

mountains-i-could-move:

heyfunniest:

basically, yes.

I’ve been laughing at this for ten minutes 

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